Megan's masterpiece. The new iPod mocking the elderly iPod (complete with cane and all) who apparently cannot speak English and only mumbles nonsense. I had no idea iPods could be such sassy assholes though..sucks for the nasty 3rd generation. With it's lack of album art and weird, centered headphone jack..
Life update:
Had an amazing weekend, Sarah Carday came into town, we got to join in a BBQ at the hottest club in Visalia (aka the Zeeb household), went to the fuckin' CORN MAZE, yeah, that's right, the corn maze, we got all those muthafckin checkpoints too, ah yeaaaaahhh checkpoints yeaahh, even pulled one up and hid it in the depths of the corn, screwed all those kids lookin' for number 11, watched mad Jersey Shore ah yeaahh, encountered a massive creeper in a drive through who wouldn't give us our ice cream and then proceeded to offer it up for free in exchange for Megan's phone number which she gave him willingly cause she's really into molesters that work at Foster Freeze, we watched Hocus Pocus, which is ridiculous and ends in the quote, "I'm sorry, Emily. I had to wait three hundred years for a virgin to light a candle."
Monday, October 25
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I have been waiting for a new blog post for three hundred years...
ReplyDeletePlease don't mock the movie. I've already watched it 8 times since I purchased it on iTunes last week.
I'm glad you all had fun together.
I hope you pretended like I was there--because those all sounds like activities that I would THOROUGHLY enjoy.
Love and miss you, Merd.
I clearly don't know the correct usage of your and you're.
ReplyDeleteAnd I can't speak for everyone, but yes Lauren, I pretended like you were there. I even fell asleep during all the movies I watched this weekend in honor of you.
Thanks, Meggers.
ReplyDeleteI can always count on you :)
Love and miss you, goofball!