Forty: In case you hadn't noticed...

My friend, Meggers, yeah, she wears kind of slutty clothes (like ripped leopard-print skirts and midriff shirts) and has a lactating nipple instead of a knee. She also has a kind of crack-y face. Oh, and my other friend, Christ-E, she stands on her hair instead of legs. Her hair follicles actually wear tennis shoes it's pretty crazy. She also has one really long arm with a kind of crab claw on the end. You'll only ever see South Caroline-A halfway behind a car seat with a giant bush of side-ponytail, Heathcliff does the splits in gymnastics jumpsuits on top of nudey babies like me. Aly has a human head with a ROBO-BODY AHHH! It's an odd bunch of deformed misfits heading to Morro Bay but you know.

I really only made this post just now because I challenged Christy to a post a day and I didn't want to lose on the first day...so take that, Christy! Thought you had me, didn't you...